Don't tell anybody but I have had a crush on this user since the old breach forums... It all started a 1 hour ago, they first send me a message saying "hi", My eyes darted to the notification icon and my pants became so fucking wet... I literally didn't know what it was... It smelt so horrid.. I shit myself... I didn't know what to say.. something inside me told me that I just had to reply but I had no clue what to say... I almost lost consciousness not because of them texting me but the smell of my own shit soiling my pants was so uncomfortable.. Every moment I shuffled around in my chair it would make this squishy sound... Anyway I clicked the notification icon... IT WAS @
mba I had no clue what to do... he asked me to pm him on telegram... My raging boner thought they were finally going to ask me out... I was wrong they asked me to help them change the color on there profile... I was heartbroken... ily @
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